it IS a tax...it IS NOT a tax...

"it's NOT a tax!"

"well gosh...maybe it IS a tax..."

"those nasty Republicans are lying!...it is NOT a tax!"

"OK....just between you and me, it really IS a tax"

"come on, folks...I wouldn't lie to you...it is NOT a tax"

"HA HA - fooled you!..it IS a tax after all!"